Trash Talkin’ Turleen – Talking Collectible Doll – 1st edition – Doll in like new condition – box beat up – Belly button sound byte “Pour me a double, I’m drinkin’ fer two!” works! – (sold out:(

Have you been married three times and still have the same in-laws?
Do you think that the last four words to the Star Spangled Banner are “gentlement, start your engines?”
Have you ever lit a match in your bathroom and your home exploded right off of its wheels?
Have you ever let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Trash Talkin’ Turleen is the doll for you!

Is someone you love affected?

Warning signs:
Massive amounts of blue eye shadow
White, stained, see through, leggings
Some guys leather jacket over bikini top
Curlers as a hair style choice
Baby in hand, and baby on the way, with ever present cigarette in mouth
Slurred speech, usually asking “Pour me a double, I’m drinkin’ fer two!”

SOLD OUT!!