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Quick answer: Our top picks are Nicolas Cage Pillowcase, Glow in the Dark Mini Ducks (60 Pack) and Prison Mike Dishwasher Magnet. Scroll down for all 10 picks, every one under $5.
A $5 limit is tough, but it is also where the funniest white elephant gifts live. These are cheap, silly and surprisingly fought over, all under $5 on Amazon.
Want a slightly bigger budget? See our full list of white elephant gifts under $10.
Our picks
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
The classic gag gift. Someone will steal it, guaranteed.
View on Amazon →Glow in the Dark Mini Ducks (60 Pack)
Tiny resin ducks to hide around the office for weeks of laughs.
View on Amazon →Prison Mike Dishwasher Magnet
A funny clean or dirty magnet for fans of The Office.
View on Amazon →Beistle Handlebar Fake Mustache
A self adhesive mustache that instantly upgrades every photo.
View on Amazon →The Original Slinky
A nostalgic toy that grown ups cannot stop playing with.
View on Amazon →Inspirational Crochet Potato
A tiny positive potato with an encouraging message. Weirdly loved.
View on Amazon →The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
Hundreds of groan worthy jokes to read out loud at the party.
View on Amazon →Vlasic Pickle Balls Dill Pickle Corn Puffs
Pickle flavored puffs. Pickle people will fight for these.
View on Amazon →HARIBO Twin Snakes Sweet and Sour Gummies
Giant gummy snakes that are always a crowd pleaser.
View on Amazon →Pokemon BAND-AID Bandages
Fun bandages that are oddly useful and always get a laugh.
View on Amazon →Tips for a $5 white elephant
- Funny beats fancy at this price. Pick something that gets a laugh when it is opened.
- Bundle two cheap items into a theme, like pickle puffs with a pickle themed card.
- Wrap it in an oversized box to throw people off.
- Check out our gift exchange ideas under $10 for more themed swaps.
Frequently asked questions
What is a good white elephant gift under $5?
A Nicolas Cage pillowcase, glow in the dark mini ducks, a fake mustache, a Slinky or a funny magnet all make great white elephant gifts under $5.
How do you make a $5 white elephant gift good?
Go for funny or nostalgic, wrap it well and add a silly note. A great reveal matters more than the price.
What white elephant gifts get stolen the most?
Funny pop culture gifts, giant candy and anything nostalgic, like a Slinky, tend to get stolen the most.
Prices and availability change often on Amazon, so check the current price on the product page before you buy. Want more ideas? Browse all gifts under $10 or grab our free printable holiday gift checklist.
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